After the third goal was scored last night, I started baking. I am usually not a therapy baker but sometimes, it's just necessary. Watching your team lose 5-1 is never good, but it is slightly better when there is cake at the end of it.
Good things come from bad things, there is your shoehorned life lesson here. When life gives you lemons, that's fucking awesome. Free lemons! We had an awful November but we got Dale Hunter out of it. The Caps fell flat on their faces last night but I got a cake out of it.
Dennis Wideman had an awkwardly disputed hat trick this week.
Brooks Laich called Chimera a wild horse on a radio show this week.
Mike Knuble didn't call anyone a clown.
This isn't rock bottom, we know because we've been there. This week did not suck, and I just wanted to make sure that you remember this shit.
That's all. You may now return to your regularly scheduled activities.
Let's go Caps.