Caps checklist

• Learn how to play without Mike Green. 
• Infuse Mike Green's skeleton with adamantium.
• Find Alex Ovechkin's perfect RW. 
• Start spraying Alex Semin with a spraybottle every time he takes a stick penalty.
• Learn how to protect a lead. 
• Rediscover killer instinct. 
• Relocate power play efficiency (we are sure it is around here somewhere, we just took our eye off it for a minute). 
• Expand the Accountability Regime to include everyone--even coaches. 
• Reclaim division lead from the Florida Panthers (the Florida Panthers). 
• Pass state law making it illegal to separate the Carlson/Alzner defensive pairing. 
• Win Stanley Cup.