Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Caps checklist

  • Learn how to play without Mike Green. 
  • Infuse Mike Green's skeleton with adamantium.
  • Find Alex Ovechkin's perfect RW. 
  • Start spraying Alex Semin with a spraybottle every time he takes a stick penalty.
  • Learn how to protect a lead. 
  • Rediscover killer instinct. 
  • Relocate power play efficiency (we are sure it is around here somewhere, we just took our eye off it for a minute). 
  • Expand the Accountability Regime to include everyone--even coaches. 
  • Reclaim division lead from the Florida Panthers (the Florida Panthers). 
  • Pass state law making it illegal to separate the Carlson/Alzner defensive pairing. 
  • Win Stanley Cup.

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